Through Your Children’s Eyes

Ever wonder how your kids would describe you?

For Mother’s Day this year, my son’s Kindergarten class filled out a 2-page questionnaire all about their moms. I’m always fascinated to see what my son thinks about me and how I look through his eyes. He’s done this before, in preschool, and it’s always very entertaining. This year was no exception.

A few of the gems:

How tall is your mother? “5 inches, I think.”

My mother is really good at (blank). “Stepping on legos.”

But it’s hard for her to (blank). “Not step on legos.” (Duh.)

Sometimes, my mother and I disagree about (blank). “When I can go to the bathroom.”

In summary, I am a short klutz who deprives my child of basic bodily needs. So, what’s the funniest thing your child has said about you?